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Where good ideas come from (video)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NugRZGDbPFU&feature=player_embedded#at=42      Where good ideas come from (video)

 

 

Politica e futuro


Previsioni sulla politica italiana per il futuro:
Il pdl verra’ sciolto e ritorneranno a formarsi i partiti che lo hanno composto, rivendicando la loro autonomia e andando a creare nuovi poli che andranno ad allearsi a comporre nuove alleanze. La Lega si scindera’ in due o piu’ correnti altrimenti e’ destinata a perdere ben piu’ consensi, vista l’impopolarita’ di certe decisioni come quella dei ministeri al Nord che non servono assolutamente a niente rispetto ai problemi concreti della gente. Maroni diventera’ il nuovo leader del carroccio e forse anche il nuovo primo ministro del dopo berlusconi. Gli Italiani chiederanno un referendum per abrogare le ricche paghe dei parlamentari ed i loro privilegi.La sinistra privata del suo bersaglio preferito berluscono continuera’ ad arrovellarsi cercando un programma vero per governare con i suoi “dinosauri” senza riuscirci e trovera’ un nuovo bersaglio sul quale scaricare le sue frustrazioni. Grillo continuera’ a cavalcare il malcontento “monetizzando” con i banners del suo cliccatissimo blog. Infine i tre moschettieri del terzo polo continueranno a voltarsi ora a destra ora a sinistra a seconda di come tira il vento, come sono soliti a fare i voltagabbana, e in tutto questo baillame a rimetterci, come sempre saranno i poveri pensionati, i disoccupati, i cassintegrati, i giovani in cerca di lavoro per pagare un mutuo che petmetta loro di farsi una famiglia, mentre chiedendo enormi sacrifici al popolo, i parlamemtari continueranno a vivere come nababbi con le loro pensioni d’oro e le loro paghe stratosferiche, poiche’ alla fine, troveranno il sistema per non fare il referendum di cui sopra

Kittens Sleeping like Angels (video)


My cat Saetta just delivered four beautiful kittens on July the First. On the same day as my daughter’s birthay. Saetta was a gift for my wife’s last year birthday. A beautibul coincidence. Watch the small cute little kittens sleeping together as angels

>Non solo i ciclisti si dopano (foto)


>http://piodalcin.wordpress.com/wp-admin/post.php?post=5935&action=edit&message=1

Montezemolo Pontefice Massimo- Lettera aperta a un uomo senza coraggio


Caro Luca ,

Adesso hai veramente stufato. Non passa mese che non si leggano le tue critiche, i tuoi rimproveri, i tuoi commenti sul modo di fare politica di Berlusconi, del governo, o di  un qualsiasi altro parlamentare. Detti regole, dai consigli su come condurre le politiche, pontifichi dall’alto della tua conoscenza imprenditoriale come se tutti gli altri che non sono “Corderi di Montezemoli” fossero degli incapaci e dei fanulloni.

Dai Luca, facci vedere le PALLE (ammesso che tu ne possieda almeno un paio come tutti noi “umani”)abbi il coraggio di scendere VERAMENTE in campo. Schierati con questa o con quella forza politica e candidati, non importa se a destra o a sinistra ma per favore SCHIERATI. Non lanciare sassi nello stagno,0 peggio, non tirarli sui vetri delle case altrui, per poi andare a nasconderti sotto le “gonne di mammina”.

Esci allo scoperto  e fai politica a tempo pieno, non imitare i comici blogger con conti milionari che vogliono fare i “populisti” dell’ultima ora. Sappiamo si, che hai un grande passato nelle Ferrari, che eri amico del grande Agnelli, eccetera eccetera ma questo non ti da l’autorità difare il Pontefice Massimo della politica Italiana.

Scendi in politica oppure se meglio credi, scendi dallo sgabello che ti sei costruito da solo. Qui da noi in Veneto c’è un vecchio proverbio, saggezza del popolo “bue” che recita: “Quando la m…. monta in scano, o la fa spuzza o la fa dano”.

Non serve la traduzione vero Luca?.

Senza rancore, ma fai presto ti prego, deciditi perchè hai veramente stufato!

(pio dal cin)

The “oppss..”list (videos)


http://www.micom.net/oops/

Abraham Lincoln quotes and research site


http://home.att.net/~rjnorton/Lincoln78.html

Tina Turner back on stage at 69


http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1126768/60-women-days–todays-world-woman-want-says-Tina-Turner-takes-leg-tour-69.html#addComment

How smart are you? A test with a zest


http://www.flashbynight.com/test/

Hands’ posture tells character of five Presidents


http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/ideas/graphics/011909_presidents/

Michelle Obama Dress is a no no no….


I Love Obama as a President. I voted for him. I believe in him.

Today When I saw Michelle with her dress I almost fainted.

How could the First Lady of such a Great Man miss such an occasion of  dressing with class and style  and venturing into something like that without even thinking that when shopping for a dress for a special event like this she should have made her shopping by Armani or Valentino.

I do not know Armani personally but as an Italian I love his dresses. He has sobriety and class and his dresses are never out of style or worst out of colour like the one sported by Michelle today.

I’m Sure that Giorgio would have been more than delighted to provide the First Lady with a state-of the art dress,if he was asked for, I’m sure he would have tailored a special one just for the occasion. An unique piece, for an unique First Lady, for an unique ceremony that would have sent Michelle into history as the “best dressed First Lady ever”.

I’m sorry that you didn’t think of it Michelle. I had to say this though, because your dress was a real failure.

I’m not venturing into critisizing your gloves because I feel I won’t be able to find the right adjectives and I will probably go to heavy on you.

Please remember next time you shop for a dress: Italian design.

Courage doesn’t always roar…….


“ Courage doesn’t always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, “I will try again tomorrow.

Basic equipment we need to achieve happiness


We don’t need more money, we don’t need greater success or fame, we don’t need the perfect body or even the perfect mate. Right now, at this very moment, we have a mind, which is all the basic equipment we need to achieve complete happiness.”

Dalai Lama
Spiritual Leader of Tibet
More Quotes From The Dalai Lama Related Books

Remember that not always getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.

Dalai Lama

 

It is positive to want to go first, provided the intention is to pave the way for others, make their path more easy, help them, or show the way. Competition is negative when we wish to defeat others, to bring them down in order to lift ourselves up.

Dalai Lama

 

If you wish to experience peace, provide peace for another. If you wish to know that you are safe, cause another to know that they are safe. If you wish to better understand seemingly incomprehensible things, help another to better understand. If you wish to heal your own sadness or anger, seek to heal the sadness or anger of another.

Dalai Lama

 

Right from the moment of our birth, we are under the care and kindness of our parents, and then later on in our life when we are oppressed by sickness and become old, we are again dependent on the kindness of others. Since at the beginning and end of our lives we are so dependent on other’s kindness, how can it be in the middle that we would neglect kindness towards others?

Dalai Lama

 

Great love and great achievements involve great risks.

Dalai Lama

 

The deep root of failure in our lives is to think, ‘Oh how useless and powerless I am.’ It is essential to think strongly and forcefully, ‘I can do it,’ without boasting or fretting.

Dalai Lama

 

Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing is to make it meaningful: a meaningful friend or a meaningful day.

Dalai Lama

 

It is time to fill the world with strong and powerful deeds. It is common knowledge that no great captain in the world has ever destroyed all of his enemies and lived with a sense of satisfaction. If one enemy is killed, two more will appear. It is important we cultivate love and compassion to all the sentient beings which is the way to bring peace to all.

Dalai Lama

 

There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness.

Dalai Lama

 

We can let the circumstances of our lives harden us
so that we become increasingly resentful and afraid,
or we can let them soften us, and make us kinder.
We always have the choice.

Dalai Lama

Newsmap- News from everywhere in a creative new way


http://marumushi.com/apps/newsmap/newsmap.cfm

Love me tender


 

Leader of the free world?


http://www.andyfoulds.co.uk/amusement/bushv2.htm

The eight principles of fun


FUN WILL HELP YOUR LIFE

http://www.eightprinciples.com/

Biographies of the 20th century.Art-History.


http://www.brain-juice.com/main.html

Free sms-One hundred sites that will allow to send free sms


https://zyb.com/

http://www.mobyko.com/

http://stepsms.com/

http://www.smstxtbox.com/web/
http://www.junglesms.com/

http://50sms.com/

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http://www.phones.com/
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http://gsms.se/

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http://my.phonegnome.com/

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http://simsor.com/register

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http://4usms.net/

http://www.sendsmsnow.com/
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http://smscity.com/

http://www.sms2india.org/(Tested)
http://www.freesms.web.tr.tc/
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http://thesmszone.com/

http://zyb.com/

http://www.vazu.com/
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http://www.masrawy.com/sms
http://www.resalh.com/

http://free-sms-message.com/index.htm

http://adleel.com/sms.htm

http://mobile.fares.net/sms/uae

http://www.itsalat.com/
http://www.quios.com/
http://www.clickatell.com/
http://www.ulluminati.ch/Nexus/sms.html
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http://free-sms-message.com/index.htm

http://adleel.com/sms.htm

http://www.itsalat.com/
http://www.quios.com/
http://www.clickatell.com/
http://www.ulluminati.ch/Nexus/sms.html
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http://www.sms.at/
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http://www.nice-prizes.de/
http://www.uni.de/
http://www.quicksms.de/
http://www.cbfsms.com/
http://www.sms.de/
http://www.send.sms.to/free.asp
http://www.genie.co.uk/
http://www.world-free.com/free-sms
http://www.aircall.ch/sms/sendmsg_main_free.asp
http://www.telefonmarkt.de/sms/sms_info.php
http://www.bestspider.com/sms
http://www.jokes.gr/en/sms
http://www.call-magazine.de/free_sms
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http://www.uboot.com/uk
http://www.ournet.md/sms
http://www.cellular.co.za/download_f…s_software.htm
http://www.freesms.co.za/
http://www.hotsms.com/
http://www.jfax.de/
http://www.smsfree.co.uk/
http://www.mobileedge.co.uk/freesms/freesms.htm
http://www.sms-sprueche.tv/
http://www.sms.mums.it/
http://www.smspup.com/
http://www.jump.to/freesms
http://www.awalsms.com/
http://www.jinny.com.lb/sms
http://www.cellular.co.za/send_sms2.htm
http://www.gizmosms.com/(Tested- this works even for BSNL cell phones)
http://www.krify.com/cell/
http://www.chikka.com

The bike accident (from my book my adventurous,wonderful life)


TURN YOUR FACE TO THE SUN AND THE SHADOW FALLS BEHIND YOU- Maori Proverb

I finally decided to write my book today because it’s Frebruary the 29th…I thought that if i died today they’ll celebrate my anniversary once every four years.
                              CHAPTER ONE
Hey Dude, can you pick me up at the Memorial Hospital?

What happened..are you ok?

I’m ok…how long?

about twenty minutes…you mean the one on Hollywood Boulevard?

C’mon Dude…do you know of any other Memorial Hospital in Hollywood?

No…

Dude…. wake up and smell the coffee…are you a cab driver or not?

Oh…sorry dude…I’ll get there in a flash..

I have a hard time remembering the Dude’s name. We all called him Dude because he used to put that word on his sentences as if it was a comma…so to everyone he was the “Dude”.

All the cab drivers in Broward County knew who he was, and kept away from him. He was a boat’s capitain, an helicopter’s pilot, a champion surfer… a perfect compulsive liar.
He just couldn’ help lying on anything…it was so obvious and imbarassing, but he wasn’t a bad person he had a hart and that was very hard to find in 1997 driving a taxi in Fort Lauderdale.
I “picked him up” from Hollywood Beach one day, almost wasted from the various joints he had smoked even if it was before lunch.. he was going to get busted soon or later by selling bags of pot on the beach so i told him he could drive a cab and make an honest living.

He accepted and I spoke to Mike, our supervisor. He got a cab a week later and I had a “Dude” living with me.

The good part was that I was never at home. I was living at 1536 Fletcher street at that time and the year was 1997. The neighbour was friendly and safe back then and  the rent was only 280 a month.

I was single, happily single in a region that had more girls willing to give it away than palms,so i wasn’t even thinking about getting married,start a family and such.
Before the Dude moved in with me I was living only with the “Girl” a 12 year old black Labrador that I adopted from my landlady when she decided to get her 12 year old son a “new dog because that one was blind”. I’ll talk about the “Girl” later though.
What happened Dude?
I fell from my bike and broke my arm
Where?
Near Pier 21 in Port Everglades… I went over the railroad tracks and the front wheel got stuck in the rail..flipping me airborne..when  I landed on top of my hand I felt the pain, someone took me to the hospital an here I am.
Holy Shit..that must have hurt.
Still does..can you take me home now?
Sure…but   how are you going todrive a cab now?
Good question Dude  good question…I’ll think about that tomorrow  now i just want to get some sleep.

I let my thoughts wandering about as we were driving South on US1 as i was unusually seated in the passenger’s seat of a taxi.
Ten years…i thought…ten years I have been driving a cab…how many people..
It was like going to the movies for me, getting behind the wheel early in the morning,trying to catch longer rides to MIA the airport in Miami. I was eager to see what kind of “Humanity” would have show in my back seat.
Most of my passengers talked about their problems to me as if I was some kind of priest listening to their confessions. They knew chances to see me again were slim, so they opened up and talked, asked, cried, laughed,offered grass, cocaine or sex in exchange for a ride..
(continues…)

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